hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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cats are pussies

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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