Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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