This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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Do the roar!

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being sober in a bar fight

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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