- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

what did the old lady die of old age...

What did the man say to his doctor?

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

Hello penis

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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