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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

i keep getting thumbs down...

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

wanna hear a joke? i dont

being sober in a bar fight

Do the roar!

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

France had one revolution

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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