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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.