I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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8=> >->-o

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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Hi

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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A Serbian Film

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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