I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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