- Anti Joke

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Women's rights.

Women's Rights

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Choir.

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