Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

France had one revolution

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

BIG PENIS

why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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