What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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