A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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