Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Reading the Terms and Conditions

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

epic win?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

my mind's eye?

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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