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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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