whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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shut up kobe!

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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