Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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kcuf read it backwards

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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