Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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