Nick Cannon

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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