What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Nah

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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69

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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The WNBA

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Jews

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Sex vagina. lol.

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