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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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