No soap radio

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Women's rights

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Latvia isn't a joke

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Nick Cannon

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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