Today is March 22.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Latvia isn't a joke

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Elizabeth Warren

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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stuarts mum

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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