Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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you suck

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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