Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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snooki

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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