- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

your social life.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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