What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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Anti Joke

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