why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Why is the ground wet It rained

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

A Pakistani news reader.

who is awesome? no one...

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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