Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What can make you pee? Liquid

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

you suck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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