How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Face...the other white meat!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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