There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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