Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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