What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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GONNA

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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