a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

thumb_up thumb_down -2

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops