- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Haha, I get it..

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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