roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Where's my tractor?

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

women sports....

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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