Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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