- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

I dont have a girlfriend

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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