- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Vaginal secretions

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

you suck

What can make you pee? Liquid

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