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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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