Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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