- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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