what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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