Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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drew edminstin is a rat

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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