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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

It's long!

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.