Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Who invented apple? God

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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you suck

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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