- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Yo Mama just died.

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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