- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

Who's on first? Garvey.

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

My children are huge mistakes.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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