- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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