- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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