Testicles.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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My children are huge mistakes.

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