What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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Do the roar!

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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