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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Elizabeth Warren

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Latvia isn't a joke

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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black people

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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