What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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stuarts mum

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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