Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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gay porn...

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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8=> >->-o

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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