What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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The Morman Religion.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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Keanu Reaves

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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A woman wears a dress.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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