- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

If youre African, why are you white?

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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