Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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my mind's eye?

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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