Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

THE END.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Anti Joke

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