- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

don't just stand there

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What did the old man say? Im old

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

why are black people so fast? because there black

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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