What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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