I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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