- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

why are black people so fast? because there black

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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