- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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