Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Justin's life

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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Anti Joke

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