A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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don't just stand there

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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bologna

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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