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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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