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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

poop

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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