I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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