rocky is here again.......................

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Women's Rights Movement

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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