- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

the lemon was sweet.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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