Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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What's an Anti Joke?

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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