- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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