- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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