69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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