- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Trump will make America great again.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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