- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

Leave. Now.

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

neil likes pube toast

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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