What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Obama

Me

Your mums a potato

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Knock Knock Go Away

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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