THE GAME

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An Asian man fails a math test

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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