What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

A man walks into a vagina

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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