Chuck Norris is dead......

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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Where's my tractor?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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