- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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