- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

MySpace.

Phew... it's gone.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

your mama so old, shes dead.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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