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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

No, Trinidad.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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