A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

No, Trinidad.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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