- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

A woman went outside for some fresh air.

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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