- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Robin get in the batmobile!

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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