You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Yo mama so fat.

I'm gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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