Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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