- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

I'm hungry.

Ross.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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