- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Sex education in Texas.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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