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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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