- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Reverse psychology never fails.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Bags of delicious poop.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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